fear not, o ye of beggarly faith…our Blog Lord speaketh!  Bask in these stirring facebook updates from his apical retreat in the cosmos resplendent.

Keiji Ando cooking a damn meal bumping etta j lets go

Keiji Ando just grilled a steak f’ all ya’ll

Keiji Ando f’ all ya’ll im out

Keiji Ando Totally chilling

Not a good start to the week, world. Keiji’s first act as Blog Lord this formerly fine Monday morning was to reprimand me for blasting the stirring Clipse ‘n ‘ Yeezy anthem, “Kinda like a Big Deal.” In his geriatric words, “yo, could you uh, turn that down? a little bit?” Good reader, I ask you, will we lie idle and subjugated? Will we be shanghai’ed by the nefarious machinations of a tyrant, internet?! In protest of this scandalous trespass on our rights, please play this video as loudly as you can if you see him passing by your desk. It’s for freedom. The marshlands. The children.

Recent and precipitous free falls in blog content ‘quality’ seem to have invoked the long-dormant passive aggression of Keiji, Blog Lord Most Wrathful of the Shrouded Cosmos.

pictured: Ancient Egyptian priests unnecessarily being d-bags and invoking the passive aggression of Keiji, Blog Lord Most Wrathful of the Shrouded Cosmos (circa 2000 B.C.)