Not a good start to the week, world. Keiji’s first act as Blog Lord this formerly fine Monday morning was to reprimand me for blasting the stirring Clipse ‘n ‘ Yeezy anthem, “Kinda like a Big Deal.” In his geriatric words, “yo, could you uh, turn that down? a little bit?” Good reader, I ask you, will we lie idle and subjugated? Will we be shanghai’ed by the nefarious machinations of a tyrant, internet?! In protest of this scandalous trespass on our rights, please play this video as loudly as you can if you see him passing by your desk. It’s for freedom. The marshlands. The children.