Yesterday i decided to trim my beard, and after seeing that i missed a spot i tried to fix it by accidentally setting my buzzer on “1″ and completing a giant stripe on my face.

For those of you out there who don’t already know the difference, im typically quite dashing with a beard–also worth noting a rarity in the asian community, but not the panamanian community.  This is how cool i look normally

this is what i look like now. a broken version of my former self, and yet somehow younger still even. photo credit: luke (notice strange spatially confusing environment)

stay tuned for tomorrows post:

“Vain Art Director Continues Annoying Outlook, Cowerkers Forcibly Shave His Entire Body”

or

“Cowerkers Make Sure No Woman Would Want Him Now”

still working out the titles lemme know what you guys think