So there was this google convention last night, and somehow i got invited so i went. Jason clement hooked us up and so there we were in the middle of this convention, like, todd, barnes, jerome, bekah, elyse, porter, alec, and phil snuck in as gary krieg. Also i heard neal was there, but i didnt see him–probably stop 1 of like 90 before 8am today for his nutty ass.

being the advanced-level partygoer that phil is, he taught me the excellent strategy of placing yourself directly at the start of the path leading from the kitchen. we would finish one hor d’ouevre, and then get hit with the next one. also i asked for a neat bourbon when i got in and they gave me have a wine glass full of the stuff. srs ppl these google folks.