WED FEBRUARY 08 2012
 // posted by keiji

Merry Manager Maintains Monkey Muniments

Tonight, readers of this blog, you may sleep at ease.  The monkeys have been returned, thanks to our crack team of investigators, or more specifically, Jeanine Colgan.  Jeanine, ever vigilant, found a clue near the proofing stations, and upon checking behind the light box, discovered the monkeys, presumably stashed by a desperate drug addict or something.  Anywho, kudos jeanine.

Bianca and Jeanine, with safe monkeys.


4 Responses

  1. mickey says:

    why are they blue? i was under the impression that monkies of this nature were red.

  2. keiji says:

    thats because the sign said they were red, but was in fact probably misinformation meant to throw the rescuers off the trail.

  3. mike dunn says:

    The missing posted bulletin said they were last seen on the 7th floor light box. They were found on the floor, behind the light box. Where is the apology for accusing people of stealin? Just sayin.

  4. keiji says:

    im not entirely sure we can rule out foul play completely
    I maintain my theory that kidnappers may have ditched the evidence in the face of the heat closing in.

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